This is so accurate it’s unreal
"good luck in the real world" says the 16 year old white middle class boy still living with his parents and never paid a bill in his life
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.